Monday, December 29, 2008

Subway Oddities




The most awkward form of transportation is the subway. The next time you are on the subway make sure to be on the lookout for the following:




1) The amazing woman whose stroller continues to bump into your foot.
2) The generous person with the Ipod who has decided to sing out loud and spread his love for a song for everyone to hear.
3) The person who is standing and looming over you as he/she hangs on to the pole.
4) The person who has apparently started a "staring" contest with you.
5) The person who is obviously trying to read an other's newspaper.
6) The couple/group whose conversation is heard throughout the subway car.
7) The fantastic scent of fast food that is coming from a subway rider who could decided to have lunch "on the go."
8) The person/people trying desperately trying to figure out where the hell they are or are going on the map.
9) The person who continues to fall asleep yet seems to wake up at every stop.
10) The "warm seat" left by a previous "sitter."


God I love the subway :)


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