The Sun Hates Me

So today I had the pleasure of driving to school with a car that has no air conditioner. At the same time, the sun had the pleasure of donning his burning hot rays of light directly on me.

It felt like 90 degrees today.

I suffered every time i had to stop at a red light and had to endure the horror of not having any air flow through my window. As sweat formed, so did my rage and jealously every time a person in their air conditioned car drove past me.

I'm sure I'm not the only unfortunate person who sports an AC less car. I'm sure their plenty of people driving ovens on wheels.

Maybe the heat is just planning my demise. Maybe I'm paranoid...see what hot weather does to me.

SuNdAy

It's Sunday. It's dark and it's raining where I am right now. When you ask people what's their least favorite day of the week your usually going to hear either Sunday or Monday. It really sucks that their back to back days.

I remember when I was young I was all for the 4 day a week school schedule, like the Tuesday to Friday schedule. It made total sense. Come to think of it it still makes sense. Maybe it's cause I'm the laziest person ever. Yes. That's a badge I wear proudly.

And will always wear proudly.

Even this post has laziness written all over it.

Regular Posts back on Monday.

Favorite Ads Ever!

I'm sorry. But I think the Free credit report guys are awesome. No, I'm not a sell out and no I wasn't hired to be their spokesperson...though I do need the money.

I just think that every commercial they come out with does nothing to peak my interest in free credit but it does fulfill my love for catchy jingles.

I somehow usually know the words to the song when their ads pop up...dam these suit and ties and their freakin marketing ploys!

Feel free to click the link below to view my fav ad...catchy tunes rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HksXMVhxdxY

The 10 Out-of-this World things to do B4 I die...#2

So this is the very much...anticipated...post #2 for my outrageous list of 'The 10 Out-of-this World things to do before I die."

#2- Date a Supermodel:

I don't know how this is even possible but I'm sure I can make it happen...big egos rule. I'm guessing my plan for dating a supermodel would include lots of bribes and threats but what relationship doesn't?

It seems these days models are into athletes...but i'm terrible at sports...which is why I blog and haven't seen the light of day in weeks.

This post was all but super. No pun intended. But I actually intended it. Right.

Blinded By the Light

If you spot me, I usually will have my glasses on. I need them to drive. And for school. I pretty much need them to not seem like I'm talking to blurry figures...vision rules.

So I have decided that I'm am going to try and get Lasik eye surgery. Lasik Eye Surgery is apparently an old fad that I am just latching on to...I might latch onto the new fad...Twitter.

From my understanding Lasik "fixes" your eyes in a matter of minutes. Has technology ever let us down...I think not.

Since this blog post was kind of empty, I will conclude by stating a few lyrics from a song that has nothing to do with vision whatsoever...I think...

"Blinded by the light, Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night..."

Vision and 70's music all in one. Far Out.

The 10 Out-of-this World things to do B4 I die....#1

So I've decided to write a list of the 10 things I'm going to do before I die. I will you use one post for each one in no particular order.

Fun times.

# 1- Write an Oscar winning Screenplay:

Yes...It's a stretch but it's a no-brainer. I have so many stories pin-balling in my head one of them is bound to find it's way to paper. One thing is for sure, sarcasm and dry humor will be spewing from it.

But I'm going to need an awesome life story to catch the attention of Hollywood. Diablo Cody (the writer of Juno) had the whole "former-stripper" thing going for her. I guess I can tell them that I'm a former drug dealer that wrote this screenplay in jail. Or maybe I can tell them I wrote it while stranded on an island for years.

Something like that is bound to grab their attention. Right?

Please make note, this list is just getting started and will be getting stranger as time progresses.

-Also a "hint" of sarcasm will be attach to each of these post, just giving you the heads up.

Post #2 in this list is coming soon.

You IN-complete me..

So I started reading this book called "The Road" a while ago. Never finished it. I found it in my closet with the book mark "marked" at the 93rd page.
Now I started reading this book for school...and I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna finish that either.

God Bless Spark Notes.

I just find it funny how we always finish things we probably shouldn't finish; like that wonderful Big Mac or that Philly Cheese steak with the side order of heart failure. Yet we always fall short or just completely put off important things.

You ever have a sudden rush of motivation and you get so excited. Like for example, how many times have you stated, "Tomorrow I start my diet," or "I'm gonna start being nice."

There as useless as New Years Resolutions.

I think it's the In-completeness that completes our lives. We love deadlines, risks, blue wire red wire, waiting till the last second. like pulling a Macgyver....whoever that is....or Macgruber...that's better.

The In-complete makes it unpredictable which makes it interesting.

Lesson learned.

Ponder This # 3

"...without hope, life's not worth living." - Sean Penn (Milk)

Ponder Away....

The Return....

Yes...I know....I'm lazy but I have not and will not ever turn my back on blogging.

But anyway, my ears have been yearning for some good music lately. It's so easy to find music that's not good but I usually find myself on a scavenger hunt for the good tunes....yes I still say tunes.
-But 2009 will welcome the returns of Blink-182, Green Day, No Doubt, and Eminem. It's about time this decade got an adrenaline shot straight from the nineties.

Also I been hooked on a barrage of reality television. There's this show on VH1 called "I Love Money..." it's a show about reality stars...who apparently love money and want to win it. Promote the guy who thought of this.

In other news, School is taking up my time and I blame it on stealing my blogging time.

But I will make a promise to myself that blogging will become a daily thing in my life again....like working out....but I never do that. Figures.